What’s poppin’, yo? As a Flexitarian, I know how it is tryna explain my diet to folks. They be like, “What in tarnation is a Flexitarian?” But lemme break it down for y’all.
Being a Flexitarian means I mostly rock with veggies, but I’m not opposed to some meat every now and again. It’s like being a vegetarian, but with some extra spice. We listen to our bodies and make smart choices that keep us and the planet healthy.
But let’s keep it a buck, trying to school people on this can be a real struggle. They think we’re flaky or just tryna be trendy. “You ain’t really a vegetarian, though, right?” they say, like we’re some kinda poser.
And don’t even get me started on the endless questions. “What even is your diet, bruh?” “Do you just live off kale or what?” “Where’s the protein at?” It’s like they’re stuck on repeat.
But we ain’t sweating it, Flexitarians. We got humor and swag for days. Next time someone tries to come at you, hit ’em with some
“I’m a Flexitarian, meaning I eat everything except for trash and nonsense.” Or, “I’m a Flexitarian, meaning I listen to my body, and my body’s like, ‘Give me a juicy burger, fam!'”
Laughter is key to living our best lives, y’all. And if all else fails, just shrug your shoulders and say, “I don’t even know, but I’m hungry as hell, so let’s eat!” At the end of the day, it’s all about making choices that feel good for us and our bods. So let’s rep our Flexitarianism and enjoy the best of both worlds – the satisfaction of a tasty meal and the knowledge that we’re doing our part for the environment. Aight, peace out, fam!
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